Archive for July, 2006
Jeez, how you should not drink and drive perhaps. Floridia needs to start engaging in better screening methods! Seriously though… wow, the plumber’s pipes always leak. I don’t fault the officer on the scene for requesting backup.
In an ideal, fantasy world, alone on the verge with a drunk blonde sounds like a good time. However, in the real world, where the blonde in question looks like a boiled ham, is sloppy-drunk, may be barfing and you suspect that you may be offered sloppy seconds from Spot, any man would call for help.
A Plantation, Florida Police Academy DUI instructor was charged with drunken driving after she was clocked doing 90 mph and found to be lacking any pants.
The Plantation Police Internal Affairs report released this week says Officer Laurie Primeau had an open bottle of Southern Comfort in her car when she was arrested on Dec. 9. But her lawyer said the booze was merely a training device for cadets, the South Florida Sun-Sentinel reported.
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What the hell is it with kids these days? I mean come on now. If I had a hot teacher trying to sprinkle coke on my cock, in her ass, what ever, and suck me off during study hall I would not say no. Kids today just have no brains!
Seriously though I’ll hit it. This teacher is not half bad looking. This kid must be in the closet if he needs that much coaxing. This stupid fuck says he endured emotional damage. WHAT A DOUCHEBAG. Yeah probaly along the lines of: “I can’t believe you fucked that up man. you fag! ha ha ha ha. fag”
A 27-year-old former Clairemont High School history teacher pleaded guilty Wednesday to having unlawful sexual intercourse with one of her male students two years ago and plying him with cocaine and alcohol.Danielle Marie Walls faces a sentence ranging from probation to 5 1/2 years in state prison when she is sentenced Sept. 26 by San Diego Superior Court Judge Frank Brown.
The former teacher, who admitted having sex with the 16-year-old on four occasions between April and June 2004, also pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge of contributing to the delinquency of a minor by encouraging him to use drugs and alcohol.
Although Walls admitted to four sexual encounters, the prosecutor earlier said that she had sex with the boy 10 to 25 times over several months.
They engaged in sex acts in at least four hotels between April 2004 and the end of that summer, according to Moring.
The evidence in the case included hotel and credit card receipts, cell phone records, statements from the victim and several other students and text messages that were sent during “all hours of the day,” he said.
Moring said the defendant gave the victim cocaine on one occasion and tried to give him more another time.
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This must be idiot of the week for 6toe.com!
Investigators are looking for a suspect who tied up and then robbed a couple in the Inland Empire.
San Bernardino County Sheriff’s deputies said the thief entered a home on Valaria Drive, tied up a man and his girlfriend, and stole guns, money and jewelry.
The suspect had a tough time getting away, deputies said, because he apparently did not know how to drive a car with a stick shift. After trying to to take one car, he went back inside and got the keys for a BMW at the home. He was able to get that car out of the driveway but when he went around a corner through an alley, he hit a raised curb and the BMW stalled.
Deputies said the thief did manage to get away after stealng a third car.
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I wonder what the going rate is? Any one?
People who want to grow pot for the federal government may soon get the chance. Health Canada’s five-year, $5.75-million contract with its current supplier of medicinal marijuana, Prairie Plant Systems, appears to be winding down and the department is preparing to seek proposals from all potential suppliers.
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You are on Americas Funniest Home Videos!
Earlier this month, Barry Ostrander’s wife and son were flipping the TV channels when they discovered the secret: a live feed from a hidden camera in the family bathroom, according to a criminal complaint.
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I’d say that young man is a clever little pervert and I also say that he’s gotten himself into quite a bit of trouble. But these silly bitches must be brain-dead. Internet victims…….christ, what next…
More than 40 British schoolgirls - some as young as nine - are receiving counselling after allegedly becoming victims of a Canadian man at the centre of the world’s biggest child pornography investigation.Mark Bedford, 21, was arrested in a raid on his parents’ home by officers from Kent and Ontario and accused of using threats of death and rape to force more than 100 young victims to perform sex acts in front of their computer webcams.
Police allege Bedford chatted on the internet to at least 42 girls from Kent, all aged between nine and 15, pretending to be a teenage girl. He would then hack into their e-mail accounts, getting hold of their “buddy lists,” and contact those people posing as their friend.
Unemployed Bedford would then persuade the children to expose themselves to him by webcam, investigators claim. He then allegedly recorded the images and threatened to e-mail them to the victims’ friends and parents if the girls did not perform further sex acts for him.
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Muah haw ha! I got a laugh out of this one. He jacks off in her bed, and leaves his play girls behind. What a total freak.
There were some frightening moments early Wednesday in Seattle’s Lake City neighborhood for two young women sharing a house. One of them woke up to find a naked intruder lying right beside her.
Police are calling the crime “burglary with sexual motivation.”
“My girlfriend called me around 6 a.m. screaming that there’s a man in her bed and to get out of my house because the police were afraid he had been watching both of our residences. She was hysterical,” said a friend.
That man was naked, and once the screaming started he apparently grabbed one of the women’s silk robes and took off on a bicycle.
Neither of the victims was physically harmed, but both were emotionally thrown for a loop.
Investigators looked at some window screens that had apparently been cut out and took away samples of potential evidence, including from a chair that had been pushed up against the side of the house.
There’s speculation that the man was already inside when the two women came home late Tuesday night and went to bed.
Making matters even more bizarre, friends of the women say the suspect left behind pornographic magazines and some of his DNA.
“He wasn’t afraid. He was in and out of the house taking things and doing things, watching them, putting up pornographic material in their rooms. He wasn’t afraid of getting caught,” said the friend.
The two victims gave the following description of the suspect: white male, 20 to 30 years old with a thin and wiry build, brown, receding hair that “looks like a bad dye job,” and “pasty white skin.”
The suspect apparently stole one of the women’s purses with lots of personal information inside.
well, hon, that’s what happens when you stick a ‘flute’ in your pussy… Seriously though Sluts should just not be having sex like this. It is America NOT Africa! Act like you have a brain and or education!
A 17-year-old Colorado girl is facing a first-degree murder charge, accused by police of hiding her newborn baby in an entertainment center.” … “She said she first started feeling pain while at band camp.
Police believe Cheyenne Corbett hid her pregnancy from her parents and delivered the baby in a shower early Sunday. Corbett was taken to the hospital for bleeding and workers called police after determining she had given birth.
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Yeah I bet it was her mother calling… for a booty call! Ha! What the FUCK? This guy was named after Marlon Brando!?!? I would love to meet the retards that caused this spawn! Seriously though Melinda why lie to poor ol’ Marlon just tell him the truth, you wanted some new dick!
Prosecutors say a man shoved a cell phone down his girlfriend’s throat because he was angry and jealous. But defense attorneys insisted as a trial got underway that the woman swallowed the phone intentionally to keep the defendant from seeing whom she had been calling.
Marlon Brando Gill, 24, is charged with first-degree assault in the December incident involving 25-year-old Melinda Abell.
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I do agree, this would be a very nice way to advertise, its not like there would be any competition!
Apparently these talking urinals have been circulating in select areas for some time, but rather than the idea just going down the drain, it seems to have gained attention. The Wizmark Urinal Communicator sits at the bottom of men’s urinals and sports a miniature LCD screen and a speaker to broadcast all kinds of messages, alerts, and advertisements to the, um, current user. The waterproof drain cover also acts as a deodorizer, and presumably continues to play even when purposely blasted by those who feel their privacy has been breached.Similar to automatic flushers, the device senses an approaching patron from about 30cm away and queues up a programmed message to play upon his (or her) arrival. The most common uses thus far are to warn patrons not to drive while intoxicated, but we assume this will eventually become another bizarre advertising medium. The mastermind of the Wizmark, Dr. Richard Deutsch, asserts that the uses are limitless, as everything from public service announcements to beer commercials could find their way in your stall.
So on your next visit to the gentleman’s room, we’d strongly recommend keeping your eyes aimed directly ahead, no matter no matter what interesting things your neighbor’s Wizmark might be saying.
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