Don’t these morons realize that SpongeBob can’t be hurt by punches?
Archive for August, 2006
SpongeBob SquarePants Punched In The Face
That sweet sweet water…
Hundreds clamor to drink sewage-tainted water… No wonder they talk funny. thier mouths are full of shit.
6-year-old beats the shit out of teacher’s aide
He’s a good kid, really.
He just didn’t get enough prozac in his Cheerios that morning.
A Pasco County teacher’s aide has been hospitalized after being attacked by a very young student.The attack happened at Schrader elementary located on Little road and State Road 54 in Pasco County.
Deputies say the 6-year old got into an argument with another student over an MP3 player, and decided to go home.
As he was walking across a playground, a teacher’s aide tried to stop him and the boy went ballistic.
“He head-butted her, he kicked her. This was all in the mouth area, so she did sustain some serious injuries to the mouth. He threw some obscenities at her. I believe he also said he was threatening to kill her,” says Doug Tobin of the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office.
Deputies say she was so badly hurt, she was rushed to the hospital.
Yvonne Lyons of the Classroom Teacher’s Association says, “I think always in the very back of a teacher’s mind is: Am I going to be accused of something if I grab this kid or push this kid, could I have child abuse charges hanging over my head.”.
Deputies say they have no plans right now to charge this boy with any kind of a crime.
They say right now what he needs is counseling.
but yeah, this is bullshit. he needs to have the shit knocked out of him.
people need to stop doing this stupid bullshit of letting these nasty fucking psychotic brats be as incorrigible as they want simply because they want to be friends and not parents. likewise, all these morons that think this kind of shit can be answered with “time-outs” and “counselling” need to dislodge their heads from their asses and wake the fuck up.
these little monsters aren’t going to somehow come to comprehending things like respect, honesty, and general decency on their own. left to their own devices, they will carry on like wild beasts, or at the very least they will eventually try that kind of shit on the wrong people, and in turn become victims of the same violence they thought was so cool.
it’s fucking simple. stop believing it’s “child abuse” when adult pushes a child away or slaps his fists and feet away. stop believing it’s “child abuse” when an adult tells one of these punks to shut the fuck up and sit down. and for god’s sake, stop this practice of limitless material indulgence to six year old brats.
I vant to pump you up
Two years per squirt? What are the economic ramifications? Tune in tomorrow as the National Review brings you all the answers.
Donald Thompson had spent almost 23 years on the bench and had served as a state legislator before retiring from the court in 2004. He showed no reaction when he was sentenced.
At his trial this summer, his former court reporter, Lisa Foster, testified that she saw Thompson expose himself at least 15 times during trial between 2001 and 2003. Prosecutors said he also used a device known as a penis pump during at least four trials in the same period.
Thompson, 59, was convicted last month of four felony courts of indecent exposure for incidents that took place in his Creek County courtroom.
Thompson, a married father of three grown children, testified that the penis pump was given to him as a joke by a longtime hunting and fishing buddy.
“It wasn’t something I was hiding,” he said.
He said he may have absentmindedly squeezed the pump’s handle during court cases but never used it to masturbate.
Foster told authorities that she saw Thompson use the device almost daily during the August 2003 murder trial of a man accused of shaking a toddler to death. A whooshing sound could be heard on Foster’s audiotape of the trial. When jurors asked the judge about the sound, Thompson said he hadn’t heard it but would listen for it.
Her panties were soaked… in heroin
Mmm, panties and candies, candies and panties - it’s like a little song.
Just your friendly neighborhood Grandpa
You’d think that anyplace named singing wood would be nice,but of course,some perv has to fuck it up. Prison is a GREAT alternative to nursing homes.
A 61-year-old man faces 608 counts of possessing child pornography after the state attorney’s office filed additional charges against him Thursday.
John Hoagland, of 17912 Singing Wood Place, Lutz, has been in jail since June on 27 counts of possession of child pornography. The state attorney’s office filed 581 more charges Thursday after detectives reviewed Hoagland’s computers, the Hillsborough sheriff’s office said.
Thizzz looks like a good home….
Bees build a nest in starving dog you say, I am sorry this is just sick!
But he says nothing was more shocking than seeing bees flying in and out of an open tumor in the side of a dog named Merrick.
McMaster says the insects had built a nest in the 9-year-old yellow Labrador retriever found June 26 by a letter carrier in the 300 block of West Perry Street.
Officers who responded to the report found a dog so emaciated that its rib cage was in plain view, the chief says.
“It could not stand up … Its breathing was labored … He was literally skin and bones.”
The township animal control officer took the dog to the West Shore shelter of the Humane Society of the Harrisburg Area. The next day, Merrick died while en route to a veterinarian appointment at the society’s East Shore shelter.
Dont forget your lunch honey…
Aren’t you supposed to beat your kids when they get into your stash?? Damn, she could have at least pimped his little ass out to help pay for the increase. Stupid bitch.
Just another example of why people should be required to have an IQ test and a background check done before being allowed to breed. Poor kid. He will always be a son of a bitch. As for the mom yeah I’d bang her… head against a concrete wall.
Emma Kelly, 31, gave her son heroin at the school gates, Hove crown court heard, and Judge Anthony Niblett told her she had betrayed her son.
He said: “There can be no greater betrayal of a mother’s trust and duty towards her child.” Kelly realised that her son had been helping himself to her own drugs, yet did nothing to wean him off them, he added.
“You told a child psychiatrist that you realised you had a choice of informing social services of your son’s increasing opiate dependency… You allowed the situation to continue.”
“You did nothing to help him and everything to harm him,” he said. The boy, referred to simply as X throughout the trial for legal reasons, spent a week in hospital withdrawing from his opiate addiction after he and his mother had been picked up by police for shoplifting in January last year.
Kelly was sentenced to nine years in total for supplying her son with Class A drugs, including five years to be served concurrently for child cruelty.
This includes two six-year sentences, to be served concurrently, for supplying him with heroin and crack cocaine, and a consecutive sentence of three-years for giving him heroin when he was in foster care. She showed no emotion during sentencing.
Thats a real shocker!
Watch this kid grow up to be a most excellent special effects artist.
27,000 years later, woolly mammoths may roam again
I actually heard that the mammoths planned on freezing their sperm in case of something like extinction…they were far more medically advanced than once thought… Ahh fuck it, forget the mammoths. Bring forth the raptors!
Bodies of extinct Ice Age mammals, such as woolly mammoths, that have been frozen in permafrost for thousands of years may contain viable sperm that could be used to bring them back from the dead, scientists said yesterday. Research has indicated that mammalian sperm can survive being frozen for much longer than was previously thought, suggesting that it could potentially be recovered from species that have died out.









