Girls sucking dick on the bus? Damn where were these bitches when I was riding the school bus? The wildest hijinx we ever pulled on the school bus was on the ride back home at the end of the day we would try to sneak the broom the bus driver had wedged between the window and the seats up front by the door all the way down the back of the bus and around to the front side behind where she drove before she caught on and yelled at us to put it back.
One day on the way to school we all tried to flip the bus, making an accident and totally missing out on school that day by leaning towards the outside edge of a turn. It didn’t work. I think I smoked a bone or two, but no chicks were ever smoking pole. Ha ha this is great. My bus driver looked like the one from south park, the one with the bird in her hair, and she would hit the brakes and glare at you in that big mirror and say, “I know your name and I’m going to report you to the principal David now sit DOWN god damn it… ahh good times” just for talking too loud. I wish this guy drove my bus.
For the high school students on Bus 4895, the ride home was unlike any episode of the educational show The Magic School Bus.
It was more like Girls Gone Wild - except none of it was caught on tape, school officials said.
On Jan. 29, a 10th-grader flashed her breasts at the bus driver and then at other passengers to get back a bottle of Gatorade that the driver had confiscated.
Weeks earlier, the same girl performed oral sex on a teenage boy while other students on the bus watched.
At least six students, including the 10th-grade girl, said the bus driver did little to stop them. And he never reported the incidents to his supervisors.
Now the driver, Don Allender, might lose his job. Superintendent Sandra “Sam” Himmel has recommended that the School Board fire him.
Last week, Allender challenged his firing at a board meeting. The board could vote formally on his firing next week.
It was not clear Thursday whether any students were disciplined.
In a statement to school district investigators, Allender, 64, disputed portions of the students’ accounts. But he expressed regret for not reporting the wrongdoing to school officials.
“What could they have done about it?” the driver asked when asked why he didn’t report the sexual behavior.
The story of what happened on Bus 4895 is detailed in an internal investigation that became a public record this week. District officials launched the probe after three students reported seeing the girl expose herself on Jan. 29.
That day, students boarded the bus outside Crystal River High School and watched as the driver confiscated a bottle of Gatorade from a male ninth-grader.
That boy’s friend, a female student in the 10th grade, told the driver that she would show him her chest if he gave back the drink. According to students’ accounts to investigators, the driver smiled and pointed to the bus security camera.
After the bus started moving, the girl told the boy to grab a hooded sweatshirt and cover her face. By that point, “kids were making a big fuss” and “most of the guys on the bus had moved to the front,” according to one student’s account.
The female student pulled up her shirt and bra, students told investigators.
“Then, I flashed another student, and I heard people saying (the driver) was laughing,” the girl later wrote in a statement.
Several students found the scene revolting and complained about the driver’s response.
“I was shocked and I turned away,” one student said. That student told the investigator that “during the flashing, Mr. Don was not paying attention to the road.”
Another student said: “I was never happier to be home” after getting off the bus .
The next day, students said, the female student was discussing her virginity with other girls on the bus when the driver told her, “there ain’t a virgin thing about you.”
A senior, who is 18, told an investigator that the bus “had gotten so out of hand” that students, not the driver, “seemed to rule the bus.”
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