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Wifey the source of husband’s mystery headache

Posted by admin On June - 28 - 2007
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Accident my ass. Bet she’s got a huge life insurance policy and he’s been a prick.

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. — A South Florida man received a surprising revelation Tuesday when doctors told him the extreme headache that had woken him up in the middle of the night was due to a bullet lodged in his head.

Michael Eugene Moylan, 45, awoke around 4:30 a.m. Tuesday in his home with an extremely painful headache, St. Lucie County Sheriff Ken Mascara said. Moylan told police the affliction was so painful, he thought that his wife had either elbowed him in the head or he was having an aneurism.

Mascara told West Palm Beach TV station WPBF that Moylan’s wife, 39-year-old April Moylan, drove the couple from their home in the PGA Village gated community to Port St. Lucie Medical Center, where doctors told him that a bullet had become lodged just behind his right ear.

Investigators initially thought Moylan had been hit by a stray bullet, but they became suspicious after the couple offered conflicting stories, police said.

Mascara said April Moylan eventually told investigators that she had accidently shot her husband. She was arrested Tuesday afternoon on charges of possessing a firearm by a convicted felon and could face attempted murder charges, Mascara said.


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Pond eats worker

Posted by admin On June - 28 - 2007
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Most likely had suspenders on, sometimes the water will put pressure around the boot area, probably panicked. Well well well, oh well.

Domingo Lorenzo Ramos, 20, an employee with Environmental Water Management in Santa Ana, was clearing dead algae from the pond when the waist-high waders he was wearing apparently filled with water, weighing and pulling him down, said Dean Fryer, a spokesman with The California Division of Occupational Safety and Health.

“It looks like he may have slipped,” Fryer said.

Medical examiner’s investigator James Buckley said Ramos is survived by family in Guadalajara, Mexico. An autopsy will be conducted today.

Police Lt. Kelly Cain said Ramos, who was believed to have been on his first day on the job, was standing in the pond on a 3-ft. lip near a ledge that dropped 14-ft., and possibly stepped off into the deep area.

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Damn Skate Boarders

Posted by admin On June - 27 - 2007
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The kids weren’t even smarting off to the cop.

One thing’s for sure, the kids are lucky they got this on video. I doubt anyone would believe that the cop used a choke-hold on that girl if it wasn’t videotaped. She looked like a real mean one calling the cop ’sir’ and whatnot.

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - A police officer who appears to choke a skateboarder and put two others in a headlock in a video posted online has been put on administrative leave while police investigate, officials said.

Hot Springs Mayor Mike Bush said Tuesday that investigators have talked with witnesses who saw the officer, Joey Williams, stop the skateboarders on a downtown city sidewalk last Thursday. Skateboarding is banned in the area.

The video shows Williams apparently choking one of the skateboarders after forcing him to the ground, then later chasing and wrestling two others while holding them in a headlock.

“Unfortunately, the video shows it pretty good,” Bush said.

Bush said he won’t be sure of the city’s next step until the investigation is complete. The video, taken by Matthew Jon McCormack and another unidentified skater, was posted Monday on YouTube, a popular Internet site.

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Wrestler + wife + son found dead

Posted by admin On June - 27 - 2007
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He probably pinned his son for the 3 second count.

WWE wrestler Chris Benoit, his wife and son were found dead Monday, and police said they were investigating the deaths as a murder-suicide.

WAGA-TV reported investigators believe the 40-year-old Benoit killed his wife, Nancy, and 7-year-old son, Daniel, over the weekend, then himself on Monday. The bodies were found in three rooms.

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Ex-Marine, 72, Teaches Pickpocket a Lesson

Posted by admin On June - 27 - 2007
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I love these touching heartwarming human interest stories. I think the MSM owes us at least one per day.

Thank you Fox News:

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. —

Bill Barnes says he was scratching off a losing $2 lottery ticket inside a gas station when he felt a hand slip into his front-left pants pocket, where he had $300 in cash.He immediately grabbed the person’s wrist with his left hand and started throwing punches with his right, landing six or seven blows before a store manager intervened.

“I guess he thought I was an easy mark,” Barnes, 72, told The Grand Rapids Press for a story Tuesday.

He’s anything but an easy mark: Barnes served in the Marines, was an accomplished Golden Gloves boxer and retired after 20 years as an iron worker.

Jesse Daniel Rae, the 27-year-old Newaygo County man accused of trying to pick Barnes’ pocket, was arraigned Monday in Rockford District Court on one count of unarmed robbery, a 15-year felony.

Barnes said he had just withdrawn the money from a bank machine and put it in the pocket of his shorts before driving to the Marathon service station and Next Door Food Store in Comstock park, a Grand Rapids suburb.

He remembers noticing a patron acting suspiciously, asking the price of different brands of cigarettes and other items. While turned away, Barnes felt the hand in his pocket, so he took action.

“I guess I acted on instinct,” he said.

Kent County sheriff’s deputies said the store manager quickly came around the counter. The three of them struggled through the front door, where two witnesses said the manager slammed Rae to the ground and held him there.

“There was blood everywhere,” said another manager on duty, Abby Ostrom, 25.

Barnes was a regional runner-up in Golden Gloves competition in the novice and open divisions before enlisting in the Marines in 1956.

He lived most of his adult life in Comstock Park with his wife, Patricia, before recently moving to Ottawa County. The couple have three children.

After retiring as an iron worker, he now works part-time as a starter at a golf course.

Barnes said he’d probably do the same thing again under the same circumstances, if for no other reason than what he would face back home.

“I wouldn’t want my wife to give me hell for lettin’ that guy get my money,” he said with a smile.

Wouldn’t you just love to have witnessed the event? I’m serious. Hats off to Bill Barnes. He qualifies as a hero in my book.

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Obama says some have ‘hijacked’ faith

Posted by admin On June - 24 - 2007
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I found it at Yahoo News from the AP:

By STEPHEN SINGER, Associated Press WriterSat Jun 23, 5:11 PM ET

Sen. Barack Obama told a church convention Saturday that some right-wing evangelical leaders have exploited and politicized religious beliefs in an effort to sow division.

“Somehow, somewhere along the way, faith stopped being used to bring us together and faith started being used to drive us apart,” the Democratic presidential candidate said in a 30-minute speech before the national meeting of the United Church of Christ.

“Faith got hijacked, partly because of the so-called leaders of the Christian Right, all too eager to exploit what divides us,” the Illinois senator said.

“At every opportunity, they’ve told evangelical Christians that Democrats disrespect their values and dislike their church, while suggesting to the rest of the country that religious Americans care only about issues like abortion and gay marriage, school prayer and intelligent design,” according to an advance copy of his speech.

“There was even a time when the Christian Coalition determined that its number one legislative priority was tax cuts for the rich,” Obama said. “I don’t know what Bible they’re reading, but it doesn’t jibe with my version.”

A call to the Washington, D.C.-based Christian Coalition of America seeking comment was not immediately returned Saturday.

Obama is a member of the United Church of Christ, a church of about 1.2 million members that is considered one the most liberal of the mainline Protestant groups.

In 1972, the church was the first to ordain an openly gay man. Two years ago, the church endorsed same-sex marriage, the largest Christian denomination to do so. Obama believes that states should decide whether to allow gay marriage, and he opposes a constitutional amendment against it.

Conservative Christian bloggers have linked Obama to what they call the “unbiblical” teachings of his church. Theological conservatives believe gay relationships violate Scripture, while more liberal Christians emphasize the Bible’s social justice teachings.

Obama trails Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton of New York by 33 percent to 21 percent in the most recent Associated Press-Ipsos poll among Democrats and those leaning toward the party.

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I Just murdered two cops, cya later ma!

Posted by admin On June - 20 - 2007
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I am going out on a limb here, but the kid was an honors kid, with only one mistemeanor in his record, which tells me he was under alot of pressure to be perfect.

so when the argument about the whole drug charge thing cropped up, and his mother called the cops, he bounced WAY out of proportion, and thought “screw it, my future is ruined anyway.

I think Ma and Aunti are to blame, so they need to be taught a lesson.” and then he shot the cops by accident. THEN figured he had better off himself..it was the only answer.

A 15-year-old boy who had been arguing with his mother shot at deputies arriving at the family’s home, killing one and seriously wounding the other, authorities said.

The teen, Tyler Dumstorf, was found early Tuesday inside the home, dead of a self-inflicted gunshot, police said.

Prosecutor Keith Henderson said that minutes after the deputies were shot late Monday, Dumstorf posted a message on his MySpace page saying: “I just killed two cops. Goodbye.”

The deputies had gone to the southern Indiana home Monday evening to investigate a call from the teen’s mother about a confrontation with her son.

“There was nothing to indicate to the officers that it was anything more than a routine domestic call,” Henderson said. He said the boy had been due in court Tuesday on a misdemeanor marijuana charge, adding that hearing was part of the discussion with his mother.

As the officers were talking to his mother and an aunt in the driveway, the boy fired from an upstairs window, striking each deputy in the back, Henderson said.

Deputy Frank Denzinger, a four-year veteran of the sheriff’s department, died hours after the shooting, Floyd County Sheriff Darrell Mills said. Deputy Joel White, who has been with the department 17 months, was hospitalized Tuesday in serious condition, Mills said.

Sheriff’s Lt. Frank Loop said the boy’s mother was not injured.

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Teen blows away carjacker

Posted by admin On June - 20 - 2007
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Typical of the police. Even when everything goes right, they still are afraid of law-abiding citizens using firearms to defend themselves.

Way to go kid. Should have shot him a couple more times just to be sure though. As is I hope the assbag will think twice about carjacking again. Once again props =), if it happens again aim for his knee caps!

A man with a gun was trying to force a woman out of her car at a fast-food drive-through when the woman’s 17-year-old son wrestled the gun away from him and shot him.

Carl Chestnut, 44, of Kenner, is expected to survive wounds to his head and body, and will face armed robbery charges once he is released from East Jefferson General Hospital, Col. John Fortunato, a Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office spokesman, said Monday.

It would have been safer to hand over the keys and let the gunman drive off, Sheriff Harry Lee said Monday.

Fortunato said the 53-year-old woman was in line at an Arby’s Roast Beef Restaurant about 1:30 a.m. Monday when Chestnut walked up and pointed a gun at her, demanding their money and the car.

When he leaned inside, aiming the gun with one hand and trying to yank her out with the other, the 17-year-old grabbed the gun, Fortunato said. He said it went off once as they strugged, but did not hit anyone. Once the youth got the gun, he shot Chestnut several times, Fortunato said.

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Parents: Kids were locked up for safety

Posted by admin On June - 20 - 2007
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You can’t just make this stuff up. At least I can’t because I’m not very creative.

From Kansas.com:

Ron and Diane Taliaferro say they locked their kids in a moldy, ant-infested room to protect them from a fugitive.

What happened in the following moments, they told The Eagle on Tuesday, was a gross misunderstanding with law enforcement officers who chased the man to their Oaklawn home June 11.

This story is either really confusing or my reading comprehension skills have shot craps. Please help me decipher what the article is trying to say. I understand that it is the father of the children who was chased to his Oaklawn home by police on June 11th?

It was also the last time they saw their kids.

Officers took all three — 5-year-old Savannah, who goes by Nicki; 4-year-old Anna, who likes to be called “Anna-conda”; and 2-year-old Bubba Jo — into protective custody.

The officers said the room smelled like urine and feces and was infested with ants. The youngest child’s diaper was soiled, and the oldest girl told a detective they hadn’t yet been fed that day.

The Taliaferros spent four nights in jail and were released Friday without being charged.

Does this mean no charges will be filed?

The family moved to Kansas from Alabama about a year ago as they looked for “a fresh start,” which included a new job.

About three months after they got here, they gave up their newborn son, Joshua, for adoption.

What a blessing for this child to be placed in a better home. I hope these worthless parents decide to give all their children up for adoption and then get sterilized.

“We didn’t have the money,” Ron Taliaferro said. “We already had three, and we had a hard enough time keeping clothes on their backs…. We thought it was best for him and us.”

They moved to Oaklawn after a disagreement with a landlord led to their eviction from a home near Hydraulic and Pawnee about a month ago.

Here’s what the Taliaferros said happened June 11:

Ron and Diane Taliaferro and the kids were outside playing in the spray of a garden hose with two abandoned pit bulls they rescued from a home down the street.

This just keeps getting better and better. No offense toward pit-bull owners, but letting your children play with pit-bulls that have been abandoned and you don’t know their history? Crazy.

They went inside so Ron Taliaferro could change Bubba’s diaper, which had absorbed water from the hose.

Moments later, Justin W. Kraai, who had just escaped from Derby police, kicked in the front door.

Could this be the guy the police were chasing? Or, is it really the father of the children?

He had a handcuff dangling on one of his wrists and was acting strange, Ron Taliaferro said.

He recognized Kraai as a man who had tried to sell him a car when the Taliaferro family lived in a duplex near Hydraulic and Pawnee.

So, the father knows this guy — if the story is even true, but I don’t know.

Kraai asked to use a phone, but the family doesn’t have one, so Ron Taliaferro asked his wife to run to a store and buy a prepaid cell phone.

As Diane Taliaferro left, Ron Taliaferro shuffled the kids into a room and locked the door from the outside, using a lock that had been there when they moved in.

Since when does a lock on the outside of the door keep intruders out?

He locked them in so they wouldn’t get hurt, he said.

“I wasn’t afraid afraid of him, but I didn’t know what he was going to do,” Ron Taliaferro said at his home Tuesday as his wife cleaned.

Let the weirdness begin. What convinced the wife to go buy a pre-paid cell phone? A dangling handcuff? Taliaferro apparently was not afraid of the intruder — but he locks his children in a room?

He suspects Kraai swallowed drugs when he was caught earlier that day. Kraai escaped as police were taking him to the hospital.

Normally, Ron Taliaferro said, the kids aren’t allowed to stay in the room because it has mold problems.

“We were thinking of their safety when we put them in there,” he said.

Soon after that, he said, police entered, pistols drawn, and arrested Ron Taliaferro and Kraai. Diane Taliaferro was arrested when she came back from the store.

Ron Taliaferro said police never gave him a chance to explain that he locked his kids in the room to keep them safe or that his kids had been fed that day, and even had ice cream as a treat.

The parents were booked on suspicion of child endangerment with a bond of $75,000 each.

During their jail stay, their van was stolen, their home was broken into and tools Ron Taliaferro used to work as a handyman were stolen.

And they still haven’t been able to see their kids.

“It’s unbelievable,” he said. “Father’s Day was really bad. It’s like you can’t believe it was happening.”

Um, yeah … I’m sure this freak didn’t get anything for Father’s Day.

The Taliaferros said they planned to fill out paperwork today that would determine whether the couple can see their children.

“I can’t imagine what’s going through their minds,” he said of the kids.

Let me try. Maybe something like, “It sure is nice to be out of that moldy stinking room and get some food in our stomachs.”

Sheriff Lt. Jay McLaurian declined to comment on the case but said the SRS is still doing its own investigation of the family.

Ron and Diane Taliaferro said they plan to move after they regain custody of their children.

Ya think? Why bother with the kids — just move your sorry butts and start fresh without children. Am I the only one that finds this entire story strange and somewhat hard to understand?

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Human Cock Fighting

Posted by admin On June - 18 - 2007
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Good old fashioned fight club… We need more of these to cope with the unnecessary stress of modern life. It’s a known fact.

Every third Saturday, for more than a year now, “farm boys and city boys” don boxing gloves and helmets at the Underground Saloon a few miles north of Hartford “to find out what they got” by punching and kicking each other under the watchful eye of tavern owner Scott Flitsch..

“Any form of fighting is allowed. Just no knees or elbows,, no cheap shots, no bone breaking,” said Flitsch, whose Washington County tavern draws about 250 people, five times his regular Saturday night crowd, to what he calls Underground Fighting Competition.

Flitsch’s slugfests began in early 2006 while he and some bar patrons were watching a Spike TV show about Ultimate Fighting Championship, commonly referred to as UFC, on the television above the bar.

“We thought we could put something on like that,” he said.

The increasing popularity of UFC and of competitions like Flitsch’s prompted the Slinger Village Board on June 4 to introduce an ordinance, patterned after one passed in Milwaukee a decade ago, that would outlaw such events. It has to be reviewed at two more meetings before it can be adopted.

The ordinance would prohibit “ultimate or extreme” fighting events for which a state license has not been issued. The measure, which borrows language from a 1996 Milwaukee ordinance, defines ultimate and extreme fighting as “any combination of boxing, kicking, wrestling, hitting, punching or other combative contact techniques.”

Interesting to say the least!

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