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The baby sitters club

Posted by admin On July - 7 - 2007
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Remember the good ol days when girls just baby sat for money?

A pair of pre-teen sisters are accused of kidnapping an infant in Enid on Thursday, police said.

The 10-year-old and 12-year-old girl allegedly broke into a neighbor’s home Thursday morning about 5:30 a.m., taking a 1-year-old baby while his mother, Sheila Wells, slept, police said. A ransom note was left. According to police, they were accused of kidnapping for extortion and first-degree burglary.

Officers said the girls not only took the baby boy, Brandon Wells, from a crib in which he was sleeping, they also took assorted baby items, $20 in cash and left a ransom note telling the mother of the baby that “if you want to see your son again, then you won’t call police and report him missing, and you will leave $200,000 on the sofa tonight, and we will return your son back safe.”

Police said the note was signed “the kidnappers.”

The mother of the suspects told investigators that she noticed the baby with the girls, who told her that they had “found the baby on the corner,” police said.

The mother recognized the baby as belonging to the victim, who lives about a block away. The suspects’ family and the victims are acquaintances.

As girls’ mother tried to find Sheila Wells’ telephone number, the 12-year-old returned to Wells’ residence and told her it was the younger sister who was responsible for the abduction, police Capt. Dean Grassino said.


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Wait a minute? What the phuck? God help me but I agree with Sharpton on this and I hate the guy. What the kid did isn’t even illegal anymore. There was massive douchebaggery involved since he videotaped it but a brother doesn’t deserve a ten year stretch.

They should have used the “at least he didn’t pee on her” defense.

The Rev. Al Sharpton embraced the mother and sister of a man serving a 10-year sentence for consensual oral sex with a 15-year-old, joining hundreds of supporters Thursday demanding his immediate release from prison.

Genarlow Wilson has been in prison for two years for taking part in the sex act when he was 17 years old.

“This boy is not only her son, he’s your son, he’s my son,” Sharpton told the cheering crowd from the steps of the Douglas County Courthouse. “We’re here today because what affects you affects all of us.”

State Rep. Alisha Thomas Morgan said Wilson’s punishment was excessive and should be reduced, just like the prison sentence for former White House aide I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby, which was commuted Monday by President Bush.

“Genarlow is the face of many other young black men who have received injustice,” Thomas Morgan said. “Somebody’s got to stand up for them.”

The crowd held signs that read “Free Genarlow” and “Justice Now.” The issues of race and class came up in many speeches.

“If he had a different complexion and a different connection, we wouldn’t be here,” Sharpton said.

Wilson, now 21, is serving a 10-year mandatory sentence for aggravated child molestation stemming from a 2003 New Year’s Eve Party where he was captured on videotape receiving oral sex from a 15-year-old girl. The law has since been changed by Georgia lawmakers, but the state’s top court said the new law could not be applied retroactively.

Wilson was also charged in 2003 with raping a 17-year-old girl at the party, but a jury acquitted him of the charges.

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Big Oak will take you all on

Posted by admin On July - 5 - 2007
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A groin kick is always a serious injury.

A Big Oak Valley woman is in jail after allegedly threatening her husband with a sword and a loaded shotgun, then kicking a sheriff’s deputy in the groin and shattering a window of a sheriff’s cruiser with her feet.

Cheryl Elizabeth Tohkubbi, 43, was arrested shortly after 2 a.m. Tuesday at the home she shared with her 65-year-old husband on the 23000 block of St. Helena Drive.

Tohkubbi called 911 at 2:05 a.m. to report she needed a bandage and said her husband was “hurting her mentally.”

“When (deputies) got there, she was standing on the front porch, saying ‘Don’t come any closer,’” Nevada County Sheriff Keith Royal said. “She said if they came any closer, she’d get a gun and shoot.”

Deputies circled around the back of the house, then surprised Tohkubbi from behind, he said.

“She kicked one officer in the groin, then kicked the side window of the cruiser out,” Royal said.

Tohkubbi’s husband told officers his wife was acting strangely when he returned home from work several hours prior to the incident, Royal said.

Tohkubbi allegedly told her husband she had cut her leg while chasing a deer.

“He got dressed and was going to take her to the emergency room, but she said no,” Royal said.


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Little bully

Posted by admin On July - 5 - 2007
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Boys will be boys, unless given proper parental guidance. No one any longer understands that children must be raised, not just provided for.

The boys aged 12 to 14 are accused of grabbing the boy from the school last Wednesday and dragging him into nearby bush.

It is alleged they hung the 13-year-old up by his underpants and assaulted him.

Police say the boys then dug a grave, pushed the teenager into it and shoveled dirt on top of him.

The boy claims he was eventually let out of the grave but some of the boys pushed him to the ground and made him crawl back to school like a dog.

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Everyone knows Victoria’s Secret

Posted by admin On July - 5 - 2007
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This strange bird will walk. He’s going to win this case. The store made no attempt to stop him from trying on the clothes. The employee provided assistance voluntarily. No one smart enough to work in Victorias Secret would beleive that, they in the process of assisting a male patron who was trying to put on lingerie might see something they didn’t want to.

A man who police say exposed himself to two Victoria’s Secret store clerks while trying on women’s underwear faces two felony counts and a misdemeanor charge of retail theft. Police say Robert K. Scott, 47, went twice to the lingerie store in the Diamond Run Mall in April and May.

At his arraignment Monday, Scott was released on conditions, including that he abide by a curfew and stay away from the mall and the store.

The Rutland County Sheriff’s Department, which provides security at the mall, investigated the incidents.

Sheriff’s Deputy Andrew Cross wrote in a sworn statement that Scott went to the store on April 22 and told a female clerk he wanted to try on some lingerie and panty hose.

“Scott asked her to stay close by while he was in the dressing room,” Cross wrote,” adding that “Scott then had her look at him to see how the items looked on him.” When she looked, “she could tell he had no underwear on.”

Scott returned to the store May 6, picked out several items, went into a dressing room and then began calling a female clerk for help.

Scott then opened the door, wearing a white top, red heels and no underwear, exposing himself to her, Cross wrote. The clerk said Scott made no attempt to cover himself, the affidavit stated.


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C.S.I. (Cum Stain Investigator)

Posted by admin On July - 5 - 2007
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If I was in her shoes I would probably do the same thing. Can not say I blame her.

LANSING, Mich. (AP) - A state forensics scientist who said she tested her husband’s underwear for DNA to find out if he was having sex with another woman is being investigated to determine if she violated state policies against using state equipment for personal reasons.

Ann Chamberlain-Gordon of Okemos testified in a March 7 divorce hearing that she ran the test last September on the underwear of Charles Gordon Jr. Asked by his attorney what she found, she answered, “Another female. It wasn’t me.”

She also said during a May 25 hearing in Ingham County Family Court that she ran the test on her own time with expired chemicals that were to be thrown away.

The Michigan State Police, which oversees the Lansing forensics laboratory where Chamberlain-Gordon works, is conducting an internal investigation and expects to decide by next week if disciplinary action should be taken.


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Chopstick rage

Posted by admin On July - 4 - 2007
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1st eye shame on Po. 2nd eye shame on Kwok.

A HONG Kong woman who blinded her boyfriend in one eye in a fight six years ago has been jailed for jabbing a chopstick into his other eye.

Last November, Po Shiu-fong, 58, accused long-time boyfriend Kwok Wai-ming, 49, of having an affair, the South China Morning Post reported.

During the row, Po stabbed a plastic chopstick into his left eye, which she had already blinded six years ago when she poked it with her finger.

“Po became hysterical when she saw the wound and mopped it with a towel. The pair then went to bed,” the paper said.

“The next morning they had another argument in which she grabbed a chopstick and stabbed Kwok’s right eye,” it said.

Two days later, he sought medical treatment and filed a police report against Po, whom he had dated since 1993.

The paper said he didn’t report the attack six years ago, telling the court his silence was “a love sacrifice”.

Kwok lost 10 to 20 per cent vision in his right eye, the paper said.

Po was jailed for six months yesterday.


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Arby’s owner wants to bite into a biggie classic

Posted by admin On July - 4 - 2007
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Do you know what this means?! SQUARE ROAST BEEF!!

A major shareholder who has pressured Wendy’s International Inc. to increase stock value said Tuesday that he is considering a purchase of the third-largest North American hamburger chain.
Billionaire investor Nelson Peltz said his company, which owns fast-food chain Arby’s, would be a “natural, strategic buyer” for Wendy’s, according to a letter he sent to Wendy’s chairman, but that the company is blocking him.
Peltz, who runs the Trian Fund, also revealed in the filing that he and his allies have increased their stake to 9.8 per cent of company shares, from 8.4 per cent.
Peltz’ company Triarc Cos. controls Arby’s, which has more than 3,000 restaurants.
Peltz said in the letter to Wendy’s chairman James Pickett, that he believes Wendy’s would prefer to sell itself to anyone but Triarc.
“While Trian will support the transaction that is best for all Wendy’s shareholders, we believe that Triarc is a natural, strategic buyer for the company and should be encouraged to participate in the process,” he said in the letter, part of filing with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission to show how many Wendy’s shares Peltz owns.

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The Crippler Crossface

Posted by admin On July - 3 - 2007
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The only defense for The Crippler Crossface is the Double leg undertuck pile driver with a half nelson. Or a good poke in the eye.

Enough already on Benoit. This is turning into a Paris Hilton experience. He’s dead, his family is dead, that’s it, end of story, time to move on.

Cops in Georgia are speculating that Benoit, 40, ended Daniel’s life with a version of the Crippler Crossface hold the morning after strangling his wife Nancy, 43, to death. Later that day Benoit committed suicide.

The Crippler Crossface was a move Benoit used in almost all his wrestling matches, including when he beat Triple H for the heavyweight title at WrestleMania XX.

Police were originally confused by bruising on the young lad that wouldn’t have been there had he been strangled.

Then an officer watched a wrestling tape, quickly realising that the marks on Daniel’s body matched the application of a version the Crossface.

The version Chris used in WWE rings involved him placing an arm of a floored opponent between his legs before locking his hands around their face and pulling back to stretch their neck.

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Grandpas can be pretty bad ass

Posted by admin On July - 3 - 2007
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Good going Grandad!

After a quiet dinner with his grandfather Wednesday, Donicio Arrindell and his best friend headed out for the night.

Three hours later, he was dead and his friend Fredrick Gadson was critically wounded.

The duo — lifelong friends and roommates — are accused of storming into a Plantation Subway shop, armed and announcing a robbery.

They didn’t plan to encounter retired Marine John Lovell, 71, who had just finished a veggie sandwich and had a gun tucked in his waistband.

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