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Pigeon Poop wrecks BMW, Hummer

Posted by admin On December - 21 - 2008
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The shit is getting pretty thick, literally.

Sheriff’s deputies in Yuma pigeonCounty, Ariz., are blaming pigeons for the partial collapse of a gas station awning.

The canopy at the Shell station in the foothills east of Yuma collapsed at midmorning Friday on top of a BMW and a Hummer, but no one was hurt.

Sheriff’s Maj. Leon Wilmot says 4 to 5 inches of pigeon excrement had built up on top of the awning.

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Stealing copper lands 25 years

Posted by admin On December - 21 - 2008
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Ive heard of crack heads stealing copper… this guy is at a new level.

A Spartanburg man was given a copper25-year prison sentence Friday for his role in a copper theft ring.

Carl Parris, 39, pleaded guilty to 13 counts of accessory after the fact of a felony, 11 counts of petty larceny and two counts of malicious injury to real property.

Parris was part of a group that took or attempted to take copper coils, copper tubing and copper pipes from 15 downtown Spartanburg-area businesses and sold the property to scrap metal businesses between July 28, 2007, and April 27, 2008.

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Soldiers of fortune? No.

Posted by admin On December - 21 - 2008
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Must have been a joint operation. It was found and destroyed. But was it torched?

US and Afghan troops destroyed 2.5 tons of WEEDTROOPSmarijuana they found in an abandoned school in volatile southern Afghanistan, the US military said Sunday.

The massive drugs stash was uncovered on Saturday during a joint US-Afghan operation against Taliban rebels in the Arghistan district of Kandahar province, spokesman US Colonel Greg Julian told AFP.

“Afghan and coalition troops found and destroyed two-and-a-half tons of marijuana in a school in southern Afghanistan,” Julian said.

“The troops were on a foot patrol and they checked on this compound, the school and they found that stock of marijuana. They destroyed it the same day.”

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Pit bull vs 60 yr old

Posted by admin On December - 21 - 2008
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How many times have we heard this story? Pitt bull > owner!

Two dogs mauled their 60-year-old owner to death Friday afternoon when he stepped into the backyard of his Rubidoux home to smoke, officials said.

Nationwide, all breeds of pit bulls were responsible for 110 human deaths from 1982 to 2006, according to statistics compiled by Animal People magazine from media reports.

Gerald Adelmund was declared dead at the cream-colored house in the 5700 block of Kenwood Place after deputies pulled him inside, said Riverside County sheriff’s Sgt. Dennis Gutierrez. The dogs were described as a 4-year-old, 107-pound male, part pit bull and part mastiff, and a 52-pound female pit bull, about 6.

Outside Adelmund’s front door lay a mat reading “Wipe Your Paws.”

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I left my heart at the car wash

Posted by admin On December - 20 - 2008
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Its hunting season, chances are… it is not human.

Pathologists can’t tell whether a heart found this week at a Paw Paw car wash is that of a human or animal and plan to submit the organ for DNA testing to make a final determination, the village’s police chief said Friday.

“They’ve looked at it but they’ve said the same things the doctors here have said,” Chief Patrick W. Alspaugh said. “They can’t make any conclusions.”

Alspaugh said police took the heart to a local veterinarian, who was unable to determine if it was from an animal or a human. A Paw Paw cardiologist told police the heart was consistent in size to a human heart, but also was unable to reach a definitive conclusion, the chief said.

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Jerry:1 Tom:0

Posted by admin On December - 19 - 2008
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Calico cats always keeping the black mouse down.

Mice may be miceresponsible for a blaze that killed nearly 100 cats at an animal shelter near the Canadian city of Toronto, officials say.

The fire at the humane society shelter in Oshawa also killed three dogs and some rats that were up for adoption.

An initial report from the fire marshal says mice or rats chewing through electrical wires in the ceiling are likely to have sparked the blaze.

Offers of help have been pouring in from animal lovers across Canada.

“Unfortunately, the mice probably perished in the fire as well,” he added.

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Please, fuck my daughter!

Posted by admin On December - 19 - 2008
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Hell, if he hit him in the head, and I had a daughter, I’d pimp her out to this man as well.

An Egyptian man said on Wednesday he was offering bush_bridehis 20-year-old daughter in marriage to Iraqi journalist Muntazer al-Zaidi, who threw his shoes at U.S. President George W. Bush in Baghdad on Sunday,

The daughter, Amal Saad Gumaa, said she agreed with the idea. “This is something that would honor me. I would like to live in Iraq, especially if I were attached to this hero,” she told Reuters by telephone.

Her father, Saad Gumaa, said he had called Dergham, Zaidi’s brother, to tell him of the offer. “I find nothing more valuable than my daughter to offer to him, and I am prepared to provide her with everything needed for marriage,” he added.

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Ball:1 Pigeon:0

Posted by admin On December - 19 - 2008
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I would say, what a pretty impressive shot. 20 bucks says he could not pull it off again.

Argentine soccer player Gaston Aguirre killed a pigeon APTOPIX Argentina Soccerwith a single shot — right off his foot. “I kicked the ball and, poor pigeon,” the San Lorenzo defender said. “Now I will be remembered as the pigeon killer.”

Aguirre hit the bird in the 2-1 victory against Tigre in a three-team round-robin for the Argentine league title. Surrounded by opponents, he kicked the ball toward the goal and in the direction of a group of pigeons on the grass near the corner.

A burst of feathers followed and the pigeons flew away — except one.

Several players surrounded the wounded bird as it tried to fly away but it collapsed. Referee Saul Laverni then scooped up the dead pigeon and placed it off the field.

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Happy birthday Adolph

Posted by admin On December - 19 - 2008
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A supermarket is defending itself for refusing to a write out 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell’s name on his birthday cake. Deborah Campbell, 25, of nearby Hunterdon County, N.J., said she phoned in her order last week to the Greenwich ShopRite.

When she told the bakery department she wanted her son’s name spelled out, she was told to talk to a supervisor, who denied the request.

The Campbells ultimately got their cake decorated at a Wal-Mart in Pennsylvania, Deborah Campbell said Tuesday. The Campbells’ two other children are named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, who turns 2 in a few months, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, who will be 1 in April.


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KFC employees in dirty water

Posted by admin On December - 18 - 2008
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I would party with these chicks, they seem pretty cool. The manager was probably just upset because they gave him no play.

A trio of Anderson girls are in hot water with their fast-food employer for dipping themselves into the sink used to clean dishes.

kfc chicks in dirty water

One of the girls bathing in the sink at the Anderson Kentucky Fried Chicken posted the photos on the Internet and after management learned of them, all three were suspended today, said Cheri, assistant manager at the restaurant. She declined to give her last name.

The photos, which appeared to have been posted late last month, showed the girls bathing in the deep commercial sink and posing in their underwear and swimwear.

She said no manager was on duty when the photos were likely taken, when the three girls closed the restaurant themselves. In her more than a year at the store, Cheri said she hadn’t had any incidents similar to this.

The photos had been filed under a gallery called “KFC moments.” Captions for the photos included “haha KFC showers!” and “haha we turned on the jets.”

On her MySpace page, the girl lists herself as a 17-year-old worker at the Anderson KFC.

“I’m a KFC worker, they are my best friends and my family,” she said on her site.

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