I hope he takes that medicine that keeps him from having to pee all of the time due to an enlarged prostate.

Mike Flynt was drinking beer and swapping stories with some old football buddies a few months ago when he brought up the biggest regret of his life: Getting kicked off the college team before his senior year.

One of his pals asked why he didn’t do something about it? So Flynt started a comeback — at age 59.

Flynt has returned to Sul Ross State University in Alpine, Texas, 37 years after he left — and six years before he goes on Medicare. And, he’s has made the roster of the Division III Lobos and could be in action as soon as Sept. 1.

Flynt enrolled in graduate school so he can take advantage of his final semester of Division III eligibility.

Flynt is giving new meaning to being a college senior. After all, he’s a grandfather. He’s eight years older than his coach and has two kids older than any of his teammates. His youngest child just started at the University of Tennessee.

Flynt’s position is still being determined, but he used to play linebacker. Wherever he lines up, just getting into a game likely will make him the oldest player in college football history. Neither the NCAA or NAIA keeps such a statistic, but research hasn’t turned up anyone older than mid-40s.

And with around 200 pounds on a 5-10 frame, about the only visible difference from his playing days is a shaved head. He’s in tremendous shape for his age because he’s made a living out of working out.

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Ive posted so many of these cases now. She was just teaching him how to stick that landing!! I would still hit it. Twice.

A former area cheerleading coach has been charged with taking indecent liberties with a minor. Tammie Fleming, 37, was arrested last Wednesday.

Powhatan authorities say she worked at Dominion Cheer and Tumble on Sommerville Court in Midlothian as a cheerleading coach when she had an intimate relationship with a 17-year old student.

Authorities say the relationship between Fleming and the boy had been ongoing for several months.

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Once you’ve had cat you dont go back. Awwww yeah baby. Enough with the eating of cats and dogs already, dont you people have enough chickens, cows, pigs..etc??? If they are so hungry, maybe the people of Guangdong province should start eating truck drivers instead.

The power of the Internet has saved more than 800 cats from being skinned and served up on Chinese dinner tables.

About 30 animal lovers rushed to a parking lot in Shanghai after reading an Internet posting sparked by animal rights activist Huo Puyang that said two trucks carrying cats in wooden boxes had been intercepted, Huo said on Monday.

Huo’s daughter-in-law had been looking for their missing pets and stumbled into the trucks, one of which sped away. The daughter-in-law called Huo, whose animal-loving friends then sent out an Internet alert last Friday.

The felines were on their way to the booming southern province of Guangdong, where some residents pride themselves as gourmets who will eat anything that flies, crawls or swims.

“It was a cruel sight … Pregnant cats and kittens were packed into the boxes,” Huo told Reuters.

“Many cats had died and smelled,” she said. “Some were trampled to death. Others bit each other.”

Huo also telephoned police, who took the driver and the truck to a police station.

Police said Huo had lacked evidence to prove the 42 boxes held stolen pets and told the animal lovers to buy the cats.

The driver demanded 14 yuan (91 pence) each.

After hours of haggling, the animal lovers paid more than 10,000 yuan for 840 cats.

“We have a difficult task. The cost of feeding them pales compared to medical fees, vaccines and sterilisation,” Huo said.

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WTF. This is the 2nd cool thing this man is done in the past two weeks, and to think I used to hate him. He is gaining some serious cool points. Ha ha ha wait a sec, maybe he just wants to take down whitey Bill Gates, lmfao. Well thats cool with me as well. Windows keep tha black man down.

Shiiii-at, homie, them Gentoo brothas banged up a buncha init scripts all in C, no bash, no ksh, no Perl. Mofo tears it up, boots in half the time ‘cuz they ain’t none ‘a that interpretin’ goin’ on.

The Rev Al Sharpton announced today that he would begin campaigning for linux adoption and for more hardware companies to provide linux device driver support as a way of ending the “digital divide” in America.

“Corporate America has to learn that it needs to support everyone in America, and not just those who can afford to spend $400 on Microsoft Office. By supporting free software, we can keep hope alive in America”, said the minister speaking outside his home in Harlem, NY.

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Do you know what this means?! SQUARE ROAST BEEF!!

A major shareholder who has pressured Wendy’s International Inc. to increase stock value said Tuesday that he is considering a purchase of the third-largest North American hamburger chain.
Billionaire investor Nelson Peltz said his company, which owns fast-food chain Arby’s, would be a “natural, strategic buyer” for Wendy’s, according to a letter he sent to Wendy’s chairman, but that the company is blocking him.
Peltz, who runs the Trian Fund, also revealed in the filing that he and his allies have increased their stake to 9.8 per cent of company shares, from 8.4 per cent.
Peltz’ company Triarc Cos. controls Arby’s, which has more than 3,000 restaurants.
Peltz said in the letter to Wendy’s chairman James Pickett, that he believes Wendy’s would prefer to sell itself to anyone but Triarc.
“While Trian will support the transaction that is best for all Wendy’s shareholders, we believe that Triarc is a natural, strategic buyer for the company and should be encouraged to participate in the process,” he said in the letter, part of filing with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission to show how many Wendy’s shares Peltz owns.

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Good going Grandad!

After a quiet dinner with his grandfather Wednesday, Donicio Arrindell and his best friend headed out for the night.

Three hours later, he was dead and his friend Fredrick Gadson was critically wounded.

The duo — lifelong friends and roommates — are accused of storming into a Plantation Subway shop, armed and announcing a robbery.

They didn’t plan to encounter retired Marine John Lovell, 71, who had just finished a veggie sandwich and had a gun tucked in his waistband.

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Hand tossed will cost you an extra $50. Can I order one with no topping? Excuse me, there’s a curly hair in my calzone.

In a city that seems to have everything, it’s amazing what we’ll still be surprised to find. Take for example what CBS 2 HD recently uncovered going on in the back of a pizzeria.

Let’s just say it’s hotter than the pizza served up front.

On the outside, Cordatos looks like your ordinary pizzeria, but inside customers are offered something way too hot and spicy to be found on the menu.

Lap dances. Yes, you read that correctly.

A walk through the restaurant past the pizza ovens, leads to a heavy soundproof door, where inside the back room $10 buys you a few moments of lap dancing by barely dressed exotic dancers, a dance too graphic for most newscasts.

“When you are in the Big Apple anything and everything goes,” one patron said.

The anything and everything on this menu includes extremely close body-to-body contact during the lap dance. Judging from the crowds CBS 2 HD saw during our hidden camera investigation, it’s a popular pit stop just blocks from ground zero, where construction workers and Wall Street traders find a slice of pleasure in the least likely of places.

“The guys go at lunch time,” one man said. “It’s not a bad thing either, relieves a little pressure.”

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Typical of the police. Even when everything goes right, they still are afraid of law-abiding citizens using firearms to defend themselves.

Way to go kid. Should have shot him a couple more times just to be sure though. As is I hope the assbag will think twice about carjacking again. Once again props =), if it happens again aim for his knee caps!

A man with a gun was trying to force a woman out of her car at a fast-food drive-through when the woman’s 17-year-old son wrestled the gun away from him and shot him.

Carl Chestnut, 44, of Kenner, is expected to survive wounds to his head and body, and will face armed robbery charges once he is released from East Jefferson General Hospital, Col. John Fortunato, a Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office spokesman, said Monday.

It would have been safer to hand over the keys and let the gunman drive off, Sheriff Harry Lee said Monday.

Fortunato said the 53-year-old woman was in line at an Arby’s Roast Beef Restaurant about 1:30 a.m. Monday when Chestnut walked up and pointed a gun at her, demanding their money and the car.

When he leaned inside, aiming the gun with one hand and trying to yank her out with the other, the 17-year-old grabbed the gun, Fortunato said. He said it went off once as they strugged, but did not hit anyone. Once the youth got the gun, he shot Chestnut several times, Fortunato said.

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Good old fashioned fight club… We need more of these to cope with the unnecessary stress of modern life. It’s a known fact.

Every third Saturday, for more than a year now, “farm boys and city boys” don boxing gloves and helmets at the Underground Saloon a few miles north of Hartford “to find out what they got” by punching and kicking each other under the watchful eye of tavern owner Scott Flitsch..

“Any form of fighting is allowed. Just no knees or elbows,, no cheap shots, no bone breaking,” said Flitsch, whose Washington County tavern draws about 250 people, five times his regular Saturday night crowd, to what he calls Underground Fighting Competition.

Flitsch’s slugfests began in early 2006 while he and some bar patrons were watching a Spike TV show about Ultimate Fighting Championship, commonly referred to as UFC, on the television above the bar.

“We thought we could put something on like that,” he said.

The increasing popularity of UFC and of competitions like Flitsch’s prompted the Slinger Village Board on June 4 to introduce an ordinance, patterned after one passed in Milwaukee a decade ago, that would outlaw such events. It has to be reviewed at two more meetings before it can be adopted.

The ordinance would prohibit “ultimate or extreme” fighting events for which a state license has not been issued. The measure, which borrows language from a 1996 Milwaukee ordinance, defines ultimate and extreme fighting as “any combination of boxing, kicking, wrestling, hitting, punching or other combative contact techniques.”

Interesting to say the least!

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