We do pagan rituals with bonfires in our back yard all the time, and the neighbors never complain.

A Waukesha woman was arrested early Tuesday morning for disturbing neighbors by yelling witch chants around a bonfire she built 10-feet from her home, police Capt. Mike Babe said.Brenna K. Barney, 42, told police that they were infringing on her religious beliefs since she is a Wiccan and she was performing a ritual because of a new moon, Babe said. She said her name is Brenna Raven Moonfire.

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Having lived in MO for some time I CAN SAY they are insane about the Bible belt crap. My friend brought me to one church and they were running around like chickens for some time, speaking in tongues, then they proceeded to beg us for money so they can drive around in nicer cars. It was insane. INSANE.

The first man shot in the rural Missouri church sanctuary was a grandfather of three who had shepherded the local community of Micronesian immigrants for about 15 years.

His uncle started apologizing to the gunman in an attempt to defuse the situation, a witness said. Instead he was shot next.

Members of the tightly knit Micronesian community struggled Monday to comprehend why a gunman stormed into their church service, killed three religious leaders, and wounded five others. All of those who died were Micronesian immigrants and pastors or associate pastors, family members said.

”He was a very generous, outgoing person,” Lou Rehobson-Manuel said of her brother, Kernal Rehobson, the first man killed in the Sunday rampage. ”He was kind of a shepherd for all our sheep.”

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This strange bird will walk. He’s going to win this case. The store made no attempt to stop him from trying on the clothes. The employee provided assistance voluntarily. No one smart enough to work in Victorias Secret would beleive that, they in the process of assisting a male patron who was trying to put on lingerie might see something they didn’t want to.

A man who police say exposed himself to two Victoria’s Secret store clerks while trying on women’s underwear faces two felony counts and a misdemeanor charge of retail theft. Police say Robert K. Scott, 47, went twice to the lingerie store in the Diamond Run Mall in April and May.

At his arraignment Monday, Scott was released on conditions, including that he abide by a curfew and stay away from the mall and the store.

The Rutland County Sheriff’s Department, which provides security at the mall, investigated the incidents.

Sheriff’s Deputy Andrew Cross wrote in a sworn statement that Scott went to the store on April 22 and told a female clerk he wanted to try on some lingerie and panty hose.

“Scott asked her to stay close by while he was in the dressing room,” Cross wrote,” adding that “Scott then had her look at him to see how the items looked on him.” When she looked, “she could tell he had no underwear on.”

Scott returned to the store May 6, picked out several items, went into a dressing room and then began calling a female clerk for help.

Scott then opened the door, wearing a white top, red heels and no underwear, exposing himself to her, Cross wrote. The clerk said Scott made no attempt to cover himself, the affidavit stated.

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The only thing I’ve seen a peacock eat that I thought was weird was one stole a chocolate ice cream from my cousin at the zoo, never seen one suck blood. Have seen an albino one too, looks funny, all white.

A peacock that roamed into the parking lot of a Burger King in New York City was beaten by a man who insisted it was a vampire.

Animal control officials in Staten Island say the bird was beaten so fiercely that most of its tail feathers fell out and it had to be euthanized.

The seven-year-old male peacock wandered into the restaurant parking lot and perched on a car hood last week. Charmed employees had been feeding it bread when the man appeared.

A restaurant worker says the man grabbed the bird by the neck, hurled it to the ground and started stomping it. She says when he was asked what he was doing, he responded, “‘I’m killing a vampire!”‘

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The kids weren’t even smarting off to the cop.

One thing’s for sure, the kids are lucky they got this on video. I doubt anyone would believe that the cop used a choke-hold on that girl if it wasn’t videotaped. She looked like a real mean one calling the cop ’sir’ and whatnot.

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - A police officer who appears to choke a skateboarder and put two others in a headlock in a video posted online has been put on administrative leave while police investigate, officials said.

Hot Springs Mayor Mike Bush said Tuesday that investigators have talked with witnesses who saw the officer, Joey Williams, stop the skateboarders on a downtown city sidewalk last Thursday. Skateboarding is banned in the area.

The video shows Williams apparently choking one of the skateboarders after forcing him to the ground, then later chasing and wrestling two others while holding them in a headlock.

“Unfortunately, the video shows it pretty good,” Bush said.

Bush said he won’t be sure of the city’s next step until the investigation is complete. The video, taken by Matthew Jon McCormack and another unidentified skater, was posted Monday on YouTube, a popular Internet site.

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And the advantage of being young is the ability of me to push you off a cliff in your 68 Merc whilst singing “Mercury Blues”. Keep your clothes on, it frightens the aliens away. If they don’t make enough with calendar sales, they can always give toothless blowjobs at $10/per. $5 if the customer wants to haggle. No free ones, though.

Giving sultry looks and sexy smiles to the camera, 12 Pittsburgh-area women recently posed at Monongahela historical sites, baring it all - or almost all - to create a charity-driven calendar. The catch?The nearly nude ladies are all in their 70s and 80s, driven to adventure by a desire to raise money for a historical society in Monongahela, a small community 17 miles southeast of Pittsburgh.

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g fears the priest would walk by during a photo shoot or embarrassing their children and grandchildren, the women - all well-known members of the tight-knit community - are now eagerly awaiting the calendar’s debut next month. The money it generates will go to the Monongahela Area Historical Society.

“One of the advantages of being old is that you can do anything you want and get away with it,” said 80-year-old Lois Phillips, who as Miss September was photographed in the back seat of a 1968 Mercury convertible.

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What is so wrong with retreading a worn out pussy anyway? No one cares if you are on dick number two or two hundred.

It does amaze me as to how many women that I meet who think that their pussy is ugly. A man’s or woman’s (ha ha Sam) hairy ass, now that’s ugly. I’ve yet to see a pussy on an otherwise attractive and clean woman that I wouldn’t dive into. Gaping or tight.

The fashion is being driven by commercial and media pressures that exploit women’s insecurities and is fraught with unknowns, including a risk to sexual arousal, the British Medical Journal (BMJ) says. Known as elective genitoplasty, the surgery usually entails shortening or changing the shape of the outer lips, or labia, but may also include reduction in the hood of skin covering the clitoris or shortening the vagina itself.

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What’s gross is he was probably examining “evidence” left in the sanitary napkin disposal box. Desperate way to get a sniff of some snatch.

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That will “learn” him, lmfao wtf?!?

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Yeah, those girls are going to be Oh-so-hot for him after his breaking in and and using their camera!

A real man would have already had glossy pics ready to hand out!

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