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They should have tasered her and beat her with a phone book and a hose to avoid bruising to teach her a lesson. I kid I kid.

911, what’s your emergency?

Kid voice: My diapers loaded

911: what?

Kid voice: POOP!

911: Who the hell is this? what’s your emergency?

Kid voice: I’m poopy

Authorities tracked down a 4-year-old girl who called 911 nearly 300 times last month by offering to deliver McDonald’s to her suburban Chicago apartment.

Unbeknownst to her mother, the girl used a deactivated cell phone to call dispatchers 287 times in June—sometimes as often as 20 times a shift.

Dispatchers heard the child’s voice but could only track the phone’s signal to the apartment complex.

So authorities used a ruse to pinpoint her.

“We asked (the caller) what she wanted. She said she wanted McDonald’s,” said Steve Cordes, executive director of QuadCom’s emergency center, which covers Carpentersville.

“We talked with her and we convinced her if she told us where she lives, we would bring her McDonald’s,” he said. “She finally gave us her address. So we sent the police over—with no McDonald’s.”

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Remember the good ol days when girls just baby sat for money?

A pair of pre-teen sisters are accused of kidnapping an infant in Enid on Thursday, police said.

The 10-year-old and 12-year-old girl allegedly broke into a neighbor’s home Thursday morning about 5:30 a.m., taking a 1-year-old baby while his mother, Sheila Wells, slept, police said. A ransom note was left. According to police, they were accused of kidnapping for extortion and first-degree burglary.

Officers said the girls not only took the baby boy, Brandon Wells, from a crib in which he was sleeping, they also took assorted baby items, $20 in cash and left a ransom note telling the mother of the baby that “if you want to see your son again, then you won’t call police and report him missing, and you will leave $200,000 on the sofa tonight, and we will return your son back safe.”

Police said the note was signed “the kidnappers.”

The mother of the suspects told investigators that she noticed the baby with the girls, who told her that they had “found the baby on the corner,” police said.

The mother recognized the baby as belonging to the victim, who lives about a block away. The suspects’ family and the victims are acquaintances.

As girls’ mother tried to find Sheila Wells’ telephone number, the 12-year-old returned to Wells’ residence and told her it was the younger sister who was responsible for the abduction, police Capt. Dean Grassino said.

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A groin kick is always a serious injury.

A Big Oak Valley woman is in jail after allegedly threatening her husband with a sword and a loaded shotgun, then kicking a sheriff’s deputy in the groin and shattering a window of a sheriff’s cruiser with her feet.

Cheryl Elizabeth Tohkubbi, 43, was arrested shortly after 2 a.m. Tuesday at the home she shared with her 65-year-old husband on the 23000 block of St. Helena Drive.

Tohkubbi called 911 at 2:05 a.m. to report she needed a bandage and said her husband was “hurting her mentally.”

“When (deputies) got there, she was standing on the front porch, saying ‘Don’t come any closer,’” Nevada County Sheriff Keith Royal said. “She said if they came any closer, she’d get a gun and shoot.”

Deputies circled around the back of the house, then surprised Tohkubbi from behind, he said.

“She kicked one officer in the groin, then kicked the side window of the cruiser out,” Royal said.

Tohkubbi’s husband told officers his wife was acting strangely when he returned home from work several hours prior to the incident, Royal said.

Tohkubbi allegedly told her husband she had cut her leg while chasing a deer.

“He got dressed and was going to take her to the emergency room, but she said no,” Royal said.

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Boys will be boys, unless given proper parental guidance. No one any longer understands that children must be raised, not just provided for.

The boys aged 12 to 14 are accused of grabbing the boy from the school last Wednesday and dragging him into nearby bush.

It is alleged they hung the 13-year-old up by his underpants and assaulted him.

Police say the boys then dug a grave, pushed the teenager into it and shoveled dirt on top of him.

The boy claims he was eventually let out of the grave but some of the boys pushed him to the ground and made him crawl back to school like a dog.

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This strange bird will walk. He’s going to win this case. The store made no attempt to stop him from trying on the clothes. The employee provided assistance voluntarily. No one smart enough to work in Victorias Secret would beleive that, they in the process of assisting a male patron who was trying to put on lingerie might see something they didn’t want to.

A man who police say exposed himself to two Victoria’s Secret store clerks while trying on women’s underwear faces two felony counts and a misdemeanor charge of retail theft. Police say Robert K. Scott, 47, went twice to the lingerie store in the Diamond Run Mall in April and May.

At his arraignment Monday, Scott was released on conditions, including that he abide by a curfew and stay away from the mall and the store.

The Rutland County Sheriff’s Department, which provides security at the mall, investigated the incidents.

Sheriff’s Deputy Andrew Cross wrote in a sworn statement that Scott went to the store on April 22 and told a female clerk he wanted to try on some lingerie and panty hose.

“Scott asked her to stay close by while he was in the dressing room,” Cross wrote,” adding that “Scott then had her look at him to see how the items looked on him.” When she looked, “she could tell he had no underwear on.”

Scott returned to the store May 6, picked out several items, went into a dressing room and then began calling a female clerk for help.

Scott then opened the door, wearing a white top, red heels and no underwear, exposing himself to her, Cross wrote. The clerk said Scott made no attempt to cover himself, the affidavit stated.

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Horrid. I am sure this will spark something.

Texas official: ‘Amateurs’ tainted the charges; alleged criminals walk free

The Associated Press

 

MURPHY, Texas - A sting in which police teamed up with “Dateline NBC” to catch online pedophiles was supposed to send a flinty-eyed, Texas-style warning about this Dallas suburb: Don’t mess with Murphy.

Instead, it has turned into a fiasco.

One of the 25 men caught in the sting — a prosecutor from a neighboring county — committed suicide when police came to arrest him.

The Murphy city manager who approved the operation lost his job in the ensuing furor.

And the district attorney is refusing to prosecute any of the men, saying many of the cases were tainted by the involvement of amateurs.

“Certainly these people should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law, but the fact that this was all done for television cameras raises some questions,” said Mayor Bret Baldwin.

It is the first time in nine “Dateline NBC: To Catch a Predator” stings across the country in the past year and a half that prosecutors did not pursue charges.

(MSNBC.com is a joint venture between Microsoft and NBC Universal.)

“Dateline” has made prime-time entertainment out of contacting would-be child molesters over the Internet, luring them to a meeting place, and videotaping their humiliating confrontations with reporter Chris Hansen.

“Dateline” works with an activist group called Perverted Justice, which supplies adults who troll Internet chat rooms, posing as underage boys and girls, and try to collect incriminating sex talk.

City manager Craig Sherwood approved such an operation in this well-to-do community of 11,000 after being approached by “Dateline” and Perverted Justice, but he never informed the mayor or the City Council.

He said secrecy was necessary for the sting to be effective. Read more…

Just nasty

I’m on the guy’s side. I’m damn, sick and tired of stupid, rude and illiterate clerks.

A man who thought the clerk at a fast-food drive-through was rude for not saying “please” and “thank you” punched her in the face, police said. Duane L. Williams, angered by what he felt was the clerk’s rudeness, walked into the store to complain just before 8 p.m. Wednesday, Penn Hills police Chief Howard Burton said Friday.

Before the manager could meet with Williams, he walked back outside, pushed open the drive-through window and punched the 19-year-old woman in the face. The clerk was bruised, but not badly hurt, Burton said.

“He didn’t like the girl’s attitude because she didn’t say ‘please’ and ‘thank you,’” Burton said.

The store manager ran outside to get Williams’ license plate number and called police.

Williams, 46, told police he had “anger-management issues” when he turned himself in later that night, Burton said.

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New fun game in Myanmar: stealing electrical cable during blackouts. You lose if you’re not done when the power comes back on!

Thieves in the former Burma’s main city, Yangon, are taking advantage of outages often lasting for more than 20 hours a day to steal the copper power cables, police said on Friday.

Sometimes, of course, they get unlucky.

“The thieves are risking their lives as it is impossible to know exactly when the power is going to be restored. It’s just like playing Russian roulette,” said one Yangon police officer who did not want to be named.

“I’ve seen a few cases in which thieves were electrocuted. In April, a 16-year-old boy was found dead, holding a broken cable from a lamppost. Only God knows for sure whether he was a thief or not.”

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Don’t worry Ms. Richard, I have looked at the picture of your daughter and I can safely say that she wont be having sex anytime soon. Also what the fuck is a sex coupon? I want one!

A Burbank mother expressed her outrage after Toyota Park concert sponsors handed her disabled 12-year-old daughter a goodie bag including condoms and a sex-toy catalog.

Pam Richard, 39, says she spent $167 to take her daughters Heather, 12, Crystal, 14, and Hola, 18, to the B96 Summerbash at the Bridgeview stadium Sunday.

The trip to see pop music stars including Akon, Rihanna and Hilary Duff . But the outing was soured during a pre-show performance inside the stadium grounds, Richard said.

“The dancers were handing out CDs, so I went to the front to get one for Heather,” she said.

“Heather has a disability similar to Tourette’s, which makes her nervous in crowds and clench her fists when she’s excited, so she couldn’t ask herself.

“But when I told the dancer she was disabled, he wouldn’t give me one.

“I asked again, and he handed Heather a pink bag — when I saw what was inside, I was shocked.”

Inside the bag, put together by Lisle-based nightclub promotions company Mixmaster Throwdown, were two condoms, a catalog for the adult store Lovers Lane, an explicit CD titled “Vigina,” “Bearly Legal” suntan lotion sachets printed with marijuana leaves and a book of gag “sex coupons” entitling the bearer to direct sex videos and other sexual favors.

“I am disgusted they would promote sex and drugs to a 12-year-old,” Richard said.

“About 90 percent of the people at the concert were teens and pre-teens. This was completely inappropriate.”

I am really afraid to see what our next generation is becoming.

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Hmmm…but she probably bared her tits to get them nips pierced…and flashed them off in bars on a number of occasions. The only problem I see with the story is that they did this in front of the male inmates. To have ruined your entire life with meth seems more embarrassing to me. I’m sure those breasts were small, shriveled and useless.

A woman who claims her rights were violated by Mesa police during a search after her arrest on assault charges is headed to federal court.
The issue was removal of body piercing jewelry. Griffin removed her tongue and nose rings, but said only a professional should remove the breast rings.

This conflicted with police policy, which requires that all inmate property be confiscated for the safety of officers and inmates.

Detention Officer Jennifer Gneck removed the rings with pliers as Griffin stood before a bathroom wall, with male officers watching and with her back to taunting male inmates.

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